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Awarded MBA Degree
Awarded An M.B.A Degree

Congrats U Have Been Awarded An M.B.A Degree..
For Not Smsing Me
MBA Means Member Of Bhikari Association
Kindly Frd It 2 All M.B.A's...
  • Sweet Saniya
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Dedicated to Applied Chemists
When I Die, Bury Me Deep!
10 Feet Down As Far As I Leap!

Place My CRE Notes On My Head,
Tell Sir Rasheed Dat I Am Dead!

Place My Org Notes On My Chest,
Tell Mam Frah Dat Now I Am At Rest!

Place My Polymr Books In My Right Hand,
Tell Sir Raiz Dat
Nothing I Understand!

Place My SKOOG On My Left
And Tell Sir Mehdi
Dat I Tried My Best!

Also Tell My Teachers Not To Cry!
They Are The Ones
Who Made Me Die!

DEDICATED TO ALL KU APPLIED CHEMISTS.....
  • Sweet Saniya
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Achieving Ur Target In Studez
Achieving Ur Target In Studez
Is Jst Like Being Pregnant.
Evryone Congratulatz U
On The Outcome
But No 1 Knows How Many Times
U Got F3cked-Up....
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Movies Of Universtiy Life
Name In Movies Of Universtiy Life

Classes = Kabhi Kabhi.
Attendace = Hera Pheri
Class Room = No Entry
Teacher = Jani Dushman
Vacation = Masti
Exam = Evil Dead
Examiner = Don
Friends During Paper = Hum Ap K Hein Kon
Viva = Encounter
Exam Time = Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Cheating = Lagay Raho Munna Bhai
Question Paper = Ek Paheli
Answer Paper = Kora Kaghaz
Marking = Andha Qanoon
Result = Sadma
Pass = Mojza
Fail = Devdas
Supply = Aakhri Rasta
Future = Fanna....
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Fool Can Ask More Questions
Edison Had Rightly Said:

A Fool Can Ask More Questions
Than A Wise Can Answer.

Now We Know Why All Of Us
Are Speechless During The Viva.......!;-)...
  • Sweet Saniya
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Some People Think
Some People Think
The Black Color As Sentimentaly Bad

But
They Forget That Every Black Board,
Makes Bright Students.....
  • Sweet Saniya
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CA Karne Wale Ki Love Story
CA Karne Wale Ki Love Story:

Me 3 Sal Ka Tha
Wo Peda Hui

Me Ne Skol Admsn Lia
Vo 2 Sal Ki Thi

Me Primary Me Tha
Vo Prp Me
Thi

Me Mdl Me Tha
Wo Primary Me Thi

Main Matric Me Tha
Wo Mdl Me Thi
Mai Fa Me Tha Wo Matric Me Thi
Main Ca Me Tha
Wo Fa Me
Thi
Mai Ca Me Tha
Wo Ba Me Thi
Mai Ca Me Tha Wo Ma Me Thi..
Mai Ca Me Tha Wo M.Phil Me Thi
Me Ca Me Tha Vo Ph.D Me Thi
Me Ca
Me Tha Vo Doctor Bn Gai
Aj Uski Shadi Hy Aur Mera Ca Ka Paper Hy....
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Student SMS Message
R U Emotionaly Disturbed?

Creatively Challenged?

Artistically Void?

Socially Hopeless?

Financially Desperate?

Congrats!!


U R A Student...!...
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College Lecturer
Can You Tell Me The Name Of Person
With Bad Habit Of Speaking Loudly
When Others Are Sleeping So As To Disturb Their Sleep?....

Ans: College Lecturer. ...
  • Sweet Saniya
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University Memories
University Memories

One Sided Love
Silent Mode Mobiles
Bus Stand Comedies
Cafe Foods
Escape 4rm Labs
Last Period Masti
Birthday Treats
Last Min Preparation
Over Night Study
4 Next Day Exam
Shortage Of Pocket Money & Atendance
Those Day Wil Never Come Again

Happy
Univeristy Days :-)


...
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