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Students Flips A Coin & Thinks
A Studetns Flips A Coin & Thinks...

Head - I Will Go To Sleep
Tail - I Will Watch A Movie
Stand - I Will Listen 2 Music
Stays In Air - I Will Study :-D
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Dont Study Too Much
Don't Study Too Much
That You Forget Your Ownself!!
Or In The End You Wud Be...

Like Isac Newton
Boiled His Watch In Place
Of Egg While He Was Noticing Time
From The Egg In Place Of Watch.


Albert Einstein Ever In His Life
Didn't Comb His Hair.

N
Above All,
Lous Pasteur Forgot
The Very Day Of His Wedding..

Hosh Se GEO.
From:
Back Benchers Association.!!


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Prepare For A Test
4 Students Didn't
Prepare For A Test.
They Made A Plan. They Went To The
Dean Next Morning
And Said, Sir We Had
Gone For A Wedding
And Our Car Tyre Bursted. So We Had To Push
All The Way, So We
Couldn't Study.
The Dean Agrees
And Gives Them
4 Days Time.
After 4 Days All Four
Were Seated In

Four Different Rooms.
The Paper Consisted
Of Just 1 Qustn
. Which Tyre Bursted..?
A. Front Right
B. Front Left
C. Back Right
D. Back Left
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Back Bencher Association
A Sleeping Li0n Is Str0nger Than A Barking D0G

S0 A Sleeping Student Is Better
Than A Barking P0siti0n H0lder

*Back Bencher ASS0CIATI0N*
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Situational Msg
SITUATIONAL MSG

Everyone Wants
To Go To Heaven
But No One Wants To Die..

Matlab...!

Sab Ko Top Karna Hai
Par Parhna Koi Nahi Chahta Hai..:-P...
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Aplication 4 Leave
Aplication 4 Leave In A Poem Style:
O Master
Wen I Come

Rain Chum Chum

Leg My Phisli
Gira Me Dharam

Neche My Bag
And Upar Was Hum
Is Lye Today
I Cant Cum!:D...
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Love You All My Friends
Everything Will Be Changed With Time..

Classroom
To
Office

Books
To
Files

Jeans
To
Dresspants

Pocket Money
To
Salary

&

Girlfriend
To
Wife..

But What Will Never Change Is

¤YAARON KI YAARI¤

Love You All My Friends
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Wo UNIVRSTY Ki Parhai
Wo UNIVRSTY Ki Parhai
Wo Pyar Bhari Batain
Wo Syllabus Ki Tension
Wo Exams Ki Raatain

Wo Canteen Ki Party
Wo Friends Ki Sharartay

Wo Roothna Manana
Wo Bunk
Mulakatain

CHEATNG Ki Planning Main
Wo Raat Ka Guzarna

Phir Class K Peechay
Ki Seat Per Sona

Baytuki Baaton Ko Serious Lena
Wo Matlab Ki Baatain
Hansi Main Urrana

Na Ye Din Rahain Ge
Na Raat, Na Gussa Na Baatain

Agar Kuch Rahe Ga To Bus
Yadain Hi Yadain....
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Advices For Students
Advices For Students

1.Kabhi Top Na Karo
Warna Log Tum Se Jalne Lagain Gay

2.Hamesha Late Class Me Jao
Is Tarha Har Teacher Tmhe Yad Rakhe Ga

3.Agr Cheating Ka Chance Ho To
Kabhi Parh Kr Na Jao

4.Zyada Parhnay Se Time Ziaya Hota Hy
Or Time Zaya Krna Gunah Hay

5.Kabhi Viva Na Do
Kiun K Bayizat Ho Kar Lei Howay
2 # Se Izat Kay 0 # Achay.
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